Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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