so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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