No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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