she was so not down for the gang bang
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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