No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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