OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
P.S. I can't hear my feet
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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