you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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