I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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