I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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