your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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