everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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