Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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