My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize