Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You almost got us killed.
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Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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