The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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