She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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