I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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