Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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