omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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