oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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