We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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