4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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