I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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