Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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