Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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