There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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