I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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