i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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