I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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