We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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