After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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