so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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