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(313): View more from Michigan

So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic

(1-313): View more from Michigan

so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?

(313): View more from Michigan

Thats gay

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(410): View more from Maryland

cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me

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(585): View more from New York

there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Chalk up having sex in a car wash.

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(607): View more from New York

Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis

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(785): View more from Kansas

God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.

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(562): View more from California

I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.

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