even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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