Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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