when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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