After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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