But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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