I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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