i wish semen tasted like chocolate
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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