Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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