I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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