I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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