I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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