They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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