I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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