Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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