Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
