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is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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