At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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