her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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