Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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