My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick