I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think my vagina is haunted
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.